me in english class like:
I always play women I would date.
1990 was 23 years ago…. let that sink in
fuck you all i thought it was funny
My favourite thing is the implication that there was a widespread movement of kicking sinks out of their homes back in 1990.
the first and last dad joke
I believe there is a Time Lord inside every actor to play The Doctor.
thats a bag of chocolate milk
trying to convince myself this bag of chocolate wasn’t relevant and scrolled past it, only to think about it down the dash… what if I didn’t reblog this bag of chocolate milk and lost it forever, only to think about it at the most inopportune times and have no re-reference to re-experience the wonder, that is, bag of chocolate milk.
What was the worst thing about being the only girl in the cast?
nail polish on fingernails: 2 days
nail polish on toenails: 200 years. ur ghost will have glittery toes. ur descendants will come out of the womb w/ revlon 791 midnight affair perfectly applied. infinite